(870): Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.

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"Afieromeno ston kirio Kardamaki and his undying love for Coca-Cola Vanilla."

(901): I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.

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how to make a nice old fashionned coke float:

You'll need:
•12 oz. Can of Coca Cola
•Vanilla Ice Cream
•A Frosted Mug or Glass
•A Straw
•A Spoon

Step 1:
Rinse a large tumbler and place in straight into the freezer without drying it off. This will frost the glass and help it stay cold when you pour the float.

Step 2:
Remove the glass from the freezer and immediately place 2 scoops of the vanilla ice cream into it.

Step 3:
Slowly, and I mean VERY slowly, pour the Coca Cola over the ice cream. It will fizz, foam, and most likely overflow the glass. Patience is a virtue here.

Step 4:
Insert the straw and the spoon and enjoy. Usually I use the spoon to get a bite of the ice cream then sip the Coca Cola through the straw.

Enjoy!

Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula.

-Bill Maher

Also this one-picture-a-day-thing isn't working out. I am way to busy of a person.